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...let's get together, you and I, in a place not far away; there's a train ride we can take and it only goes one-way.  I'll pick you up in my brand-new truck and we'll write the greatest novel without the fluff or all the awful words.  Imagine me in a fantastic world just being me; it's not so super if you really think about it, but I'll take it either way.  Imagine you in a comedy of tragic proportions: would you laugh or wear sheep's clothing in the background?  I think you'd crack up; I think your face'd tell the story from a mile away...